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Anatomy, Biochemistry, Physiology, Pharmacology, Clinical science

Anatomy

 Branches of the Facial Nerve

To Zayed city By Motor Car

Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, Masseteric, Cervical  

Bones of the Wrist

Students Like Trying Practices That They Cannot Handle

Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetrum, Pisiform, Trapezium, Trapezoid, Capitate, Hamate

Brachial Plexus

Risky Talal Drives Car Bad

Roots, Trunks, Divisions, Cords, Branches

Tonsil Arteries

Tonsilar, Maxillary, Pharyngeal, Facial, Internal Carotid Branch

Test Makes Practice Fall In Crisis

Cranial Nerves

1. Olfactory Oh Some Sensory

2. Optic Oh Say Sensory

3. Oculomotor Oh Marry Mixed

4. Trochlear To Mary Mixed

5. Trigeminal Touch But Both

6. Abducens And My Mixed

7. Facial Feel Brother Both

8. Acoustic A Says Sensory

9. Glossopharyngeal Good(?) Bad Both

10. Vagus Vein(?) Business! Both

11. Accessory Ah Marry Mixed

12. Hypoglosseal Heaven Money Mixed

  Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel A Good Vein Ah Heaven

On Old Olympus Topmost Tip A Fat-Armed German Views Advancing Hordes 

You have 1 nose. You have 2 eyes.

(The first "O" is Olfactory, second "O" is Optic)

The way to remember which cranial nerves are sensory, motor or both

Some Say Marry Mary But My Brother Says Bad  Business Marry Money :

"ABC'S"

The Aortic arch gives off the Brachiocephalic trunk, the left Common Carotid, and the left Subclavian artery.  

Innervation of phrenic nerve

C 3,4,5 keeps the phrenic alive

C 3,4,5 keep the diaphragm alive

Long thoracic nerve innervates serratus anterior

C 5-6-7 raise your arms to heaven

Relationship of Thorasic duct to Esophagous and Azygous

The duck is between two gooses.

duck = thoracic duct

2 gooses = azyGOUS and esophaGOUS

Attachments of Pectoralis Major, Teres Major and Latissimus Drosi

A lady between two majors.

Pectoralis major attaches to lateral lip of bicipital groove, the teres major attaches to medial lip of bicipital groove, and the latissimus dorsi attaches to the floor of bicipital groove.

The "lati" is between two "majors."

Innervation of the Penis

Parasympathetic puts it up; sympathetic spurts it out.

Parasympathetic, sympathetic, somatomotor

Point Shoot Score

"S2, 3, 4 ...keep the penis off the floor",

which refers to the innervation of the penis by branches of the pudental nerve which are derived from spinal cord levels S2-4

Lateral and Medial Pectoral Nerve

Lateral is less, medial is more.

Lateral pectoral nerves goes through pectoralis major while medial pn goes though both pectoral major and minor.

Layers of the epidermis

Bad Student Gained Little Credit

Germinativum or Basale, Spinosum, Granulosum, Lucidum, Corneum

"9 O P

9th cranial nerve innervates the parotid gland by way of the otic ganglion.

Extraocularmotor muscles

"RL6SO4 taken 3 times"

converts to: Rectus Lateralis: 6th cranial nerve (abducens)

Superior Oblique: 4th cranial nerve (trochlear)

All other muscles(medial rectus, superior and inferior recti, and inferior oblique): 3rd cranial nerve (oculomotor)

Oculomotor Reflex is the 5 & dime reflex:

Afferent:  Trimenimal V  and 

Efferent:  Vagus X

Biochemistry

Essential Amino Acids

PriVaTe TIM HALL

 

Phe, Val, Thr, Trp, Ile, Met, His, Arg, Leu, Lys

Urea Cycle

Ordinarily, Careless Crappers, Are Also Frivolous About Urination.

Ornithine, Carbamoyl, Citrulline, Aginosuccinate, Aspartate, Fumarate, Arginine, Urea.

Cell division

Prophase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase.

"People Meet And Talk."

In the Phasted State

Phosphorylate Phosphorylation cascade active when blood glucose low.

DNA expression into mature mRNA

Exons expressed, Introns in the trash.-

Pyrimidines are CUT from purines.

Pyrimidines are Cytosine, Uracil, Thiamine and are one ring structures.

Purines are double ring structures.

Pharmacology

Chemoreceptor Trigger Zone:

Serotonin, Histamine, Muscarinic, Opioids, Dopamine

Salem Hates Men On Drugs

Beta receptor activity

One heart two lungs

Beta-1 primarily on heart;

airway is beta-2 receptors

Spinal Meds:

Little Boys Prefer Toys.

Lidocaine, Bupivicaine, Procaine, Tetracaine 

Clinical

Causes of Acute pancreatitis

GET SMASH'D.

-Gallstones, Ethanol, Trauma, Steroids, Mumps, Autoimmune(PAN), Scorpion bites, Hyperlipidemia, Drugs(azathioprine, diuretics)

Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia

MEN I is a disease of 3 P's (pituitary, parathyroid, and pancreas) plus adrenal cortex

MEN II is a disease of  2 C's(carcinoma of thyroid and catacholamines[pheochromocytoma]) plus parathyroid for MEN IIa or mucocutaneous neuromas for MEN IIB(aka MEN III)

Takayasu's diz = pulseless diz

, therefore when you have Takayasu's, I can't Tak'a yu pulse.

Alcohol use screening

CAGE

1.  Have you ever felt it necessary to CUT DOWN on your drinking?

2.  Has anyone ever told you they were ANNOYED by your drinking?

3.  Have you ever felt GUILTY about your drinking?

4.  Have you ever felt the need to have a drink in the morning for an EYE OPENER?

P-Q-R-S-T--eliciting and HPI and exploring symptoms

P--palliative or provocative factors for the pain

Q--quality of pain(burning, stabbing, aching, etc.)

R--region of body affected

S--severity of pain(usually 1-10 scale)

T--timing of pain(eg.-after meals, in the morning, etc.)

The five W's--post-operative fever

Wind--pneumonia, atelectasis

Water--urinary tract infection

Wound--wound infections

Wonderdrugs--especially anesthesia

Walking--walking can help reduce deep vein thromboses and pulmonary embolus

Goombs classification of

ACID

Type I Anaphylaxis

Type II Cytotoxic-mediated

Type III Immune-complex

Type IV Delayed hypersensitivity

Treatment of Malignant Hyperthermia

Sunday Hot Day, Better Give Iced Fluids Today!

S: Stop all triggering agents, give 100% O2

H: Hyperventilate

D: Dantrolene 2.5mg/kg

B: Bicarbonate

G: Glucose and Insulin

I: IV Fluids, Cooling Blanket

F: Fluid Output; Furosemide

T: Tachycardia, be prepared to treat V Tach

Back Pain:  DISK MASS

D  ==   Degeneration: DJD, Osteoporosis, spondylosis

  ==   Infection: UTI, PID, Potts, osteomyelitis, prostatitis, Injury/fractur e, compression fracture.

S  ==   Spondylitis, ankylosing Spondyloarthropathies (rheum. arthritis, Reiters,  SLE)

K  ==   Kidney stones/infarction/infection (pyelo/abscess)

==  Multiple myeloma Metastasis from breast, prostate, lung, thyroid, kidney CA

A  ==   Aneurysm Abdominal pain referred to the back (see acute abdominal pain)

==   Slipped disk, spondylolisthesis

S  ==   Strain, scoliosis/lordosis Skin: herpes zoster.  

Regarding what to do in case of syncope:

If the face is red, raise the head.

If the face is pale, raise the tail!

 

   Aortic Regurgitation and Mitral Regurgitation

Fast, Full, Loose

Physiology

Sympathetic nervous system: Fight or Flight

Parasympathetic nervous system: Rest and Digest

Cholinergic Crisis-Parasympathetic Stimulation:

SLUD

Salivation, Lacrimation, Urination and Defecation.

F L A G T O P   Hormones of the Anterior Pituitary

F:  Follicle Stimulating Hormone

L:  Lutinizing Hormone

A:  ACTH

G:  Growth Hormone

T:  Thyroid Stimulating Hormone

O:  MSH

P:  Prolactin

Those mnemonics were reviewed by :

Prof. M. Ezimokhai , Acting chairman of the obstetrics & gynaecology department of the FMHS .

Assistant Prof. S. Bastaki , Assistant professor in the pharmacology department of the FMHS .

Prof. T. El Sharkawy , Professor in the physiology department of the FMHS .

Prof. R. Padmanabhan , Professor in the anatomy department of the FMHS.

Associate Prof. M. Gillett , Acting chairman of the biochemistry department of the FHMS.

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